“I’m sorry we haven’t gotten to know each other, I don’t get invited around much. What do you think of that, by the way?”
An odd comfort movie that I like to throw on to remind myself that no matter how stressful or difficult my relationships are, at least I’m not part of this family. These white people are fucked up! Like all of Wes’ movies, this feels like a play but feels way more tactile and lived in than…
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The Royal Tenenbaums 2001
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Mickey 17 2025
“You’re mild Mickey. And you’re Habañero Mickey!”
After seventeen trial runs, I have gathered the data, and compiled it all into one brief but important summary:
Bong Joon-Ho is a huge dork and I love him very, very much.
Oh to win a metric fuck ton of Oscars and proceed to make your follow-up a multimillion dollar satirical sci-fi comedy with some of the best actors of our time putting on funny voices on spaceships and ice planets. Exceptional if…Translated from by
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
Full Metal Fucking Fury!
Fire and Blood in the burning Wasteland!
Desert Vengeance, Shiny & Chrome!
Do yourself a favor: text your friend group, rally the ol’ gang; Pissboy, Toe Jam, Dementus, and the Blowjob Brothers themselves, Scrotus & Rictus; and see this in theaters as many times as you can.
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Snowpiercer 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“It’s a bomb, you idiot.”
Kronole Trigger.
A biting satire of classism disguised as a hard boiled sci-fi actioner. Feels like the best possible version of itself it can be despite what was probably a mountain of studio interference from the cursed fuck face shit heel, i.e. a rapist studio exec. That it exists at all is a miracle and that it is as good as it is? Icing on the cake.
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