Jake Ryan

Jake Ryan

F**k Ryan Gosling, Tom Cruise is literally me, bro.

Favorite films

  • Top Gun
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Die Hard
  • The Place Beyond the Pines

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  • End of Watch

    ★★★★★

  • Your Name.

    ★★★★★

  • They Shall Not Grow Old

    ★★★★★

  • They Shall Not Grow Old

    ★★★★★

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  • End of Watch

    End of Watch

    ★★★★★

    One of those films you watch once and never watch again. A very visceral and real look at the life of a police officer. It's not that it's a bad movie, it's really good, but everything about the movie can be gleaned in a single watch.

    Also a dark horse contender for a "literally me" movie geared towards middle-aged overweight police officer dads.

  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    ★★★★★

    I made the grave mistake of watching this movie for the first time on my birthday. I was not prepared for such an emotional rollercoaster.

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

    Second-best Spider Man movie out there.

  • The Right Stuff

    The Right Stuff

    ★★★★★

    "Lt. Colonel Grissom, are you sure you're ready to board Apollo 1?"
    "What's the worst that could happen? I'm sure the guys in charge of the mission have The Right Stuff (1983)."

    - Lt. Colonel Virgil "Gus" Grissom, moments before becoming a well-done steak, January 27, 1967

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