Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  this is going to be me and ella crashing out in 30 years when canva steals our design jobs 🩷

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★½ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025 2

  feels like my brain has flatlined

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  a significant lack of the trademark “har har har” noises that i was looking for but other than that it was alright.

  how does that cupcake guy work though like is that just someone’s head or ??

  ALSO pretty unnerving that the same people who make the muppets made these freaks too like i do not want to associate kermit the frog with freddy fazzbear

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  The Boy 2016

  ★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2023

  respect to Brahms for having rule 10 on his little list, cheeky lad absolutely knew what he was doing there