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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Set designs go crazy. Cinematography goes even crazier. Performances weren’t bad. Lily Rose Depp is just a freak, yeah! I’m so glad none of the cats died. Would’ve been 2 stars if there weren’t 5,000 trained rat actors carrying the weight of the film.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  Body horror is fun! I’m not a woman. I have body dysmorphia sometimes. Why does Margaret Qualley always make those faces? Dennis Quaid is a creep. I guess that works for the character. The finale was hilarious and jaw-dropping and you’re wrong if you didn’t like it. Reviewing this movie makes me feel like Elizabeth’s weirdo neighbor that wants to fuck Sue. This one’s all yours, ladies.

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  Air 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 17 May 2023 1

  This was a group project where everyone did their part. Matt Damon delivers some snappy one-liners and a great monologue toward the end. Chris Tucker brings comic relief and earnestness. Ben Affleck’s portrayal of Phil Knight is goofy but not overstated. Jason Bateman plays off of Matt Damon well and provides needed push when everyone else is pulling. Viola Davis, while delivering her lines perfectly, uses her facial expressions to really sell the “concerned mother” role. 

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2023

  I don’t have the heart to give it 5 stars because the other movies I’ve given 4.5 stars I enjoyed a bit more than this. But it has to get high praise for how batshit crazy it is. I heard hype about the attic scene and it wasn’t THAT crazy, but it was certainly bizarre. The thing is, the ENTIRE movie is bizarre. There are themes but they aren’t easy to connect. I spent the large majority of the movie…

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