Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  Watched 24 May 2021

  This is the greatest movie I’ve ever seen in my god damn life.

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  Hidden Figures 2016

  Watched 13 May 2021

  Docking half a star because I want more tense and dramatic math scenes, and less plot about learning to love again.

  We’d all marry Mahershala, obviously,  give me more numbers on chalk boards and stern looks from Old Young Sheldon learning tolerance.

Popular reviews

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

  Watched 13 May 2021

  Chris Rock plays a detective hunting down a serial killer targeting crooked cops, while also workshopping his tight five for the next open mic night.

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  Suspiria 2018

  Watched 05 Sep 2019

  This is a remake in the sense that someone who saw the original Suspiria told a friend about what happened in the movie, and he said, “yeah, cool I can do that.”

  And I think that’s why it’s pretty great.

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