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Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  wdym this is not a biography?????????

  can’t help but pretend i’m a pretentious shit who’s into architecture now. i’ll definitely appreciate more my hideous-looking concrete university.

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  5 Centimeters per Second 2007

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  everything was fine till it ENDED. BRO WHAT? THAT WAS IT???????????? 
  incredibly pretty tho, very pleasant experience.

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Jan 2025

  OKAY, SO LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN IS NOT JUST A MOVIE—IT’S A CINEMATIC RELIGION.

  FIRST OF ALL, ALFONSO CUARÓN. MI REY. MI DIRECTOR MEXICANO SUPREMO. THIS MAN TOOK THE FRANCHISE, PUT IT ON HIS BACK, AND SAID, “WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT ART, BABY.” AND HE DID.

  THE COLOR PALETTE? CHEF’S KISS. EVERYTHING IS MOODY, GREY, AND JUST IT. THE FILM IS BASICALLY A TWO-HOUR TUMBLR AESTHETIC. THOSE BLUES AND GREENS HIT DIFFERENT.
  THE…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  i wanted to like it so bad, but i could only think that she was a TODDLER having constant sex. 

  did we all watch the same movie?????????