Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Apocalypse Now 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Oh, the horror. Thank god my twink ass hasn’t been drafted. I think Edwin Star said it best, “War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.”

  Some of the best lighting and cinematography I’ve seen! Martin Sheen = chefs kiss, Marlon Brando = chefs kiss, the random ass puppy = chefs kiss, and of course Mr. Coppola = chefs kiss.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  First half was really good when they first were conversing on the subject of Christianity and whatnot. Then he became a redditor and it went a little downhill.

  But. He was lowkey spittin.

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025 1

  Jesse Eisenberg seems like the guy to drop the joint and then all the weed falls out that the joint so it was kind of a waste time to even go outside and smoke that joint and so you’re both standing there trying to figure out what to do and what to talk about and then all of a sudden you guys hear a *pop pop pop* and your like “awh shit is that a gun?” and then Jesse Eisenberg…

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  Cars 2 2011

  Watched 04 Jun 2024 1

  Fuck anyone who wants to be quirky and say that they like this movie.

  I didn’t even watch this recently. I just feel like I had to make this comment.