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Recent reviews

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  MindReader 2022

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  WILD turn. Rich Christiano has a love for familiar films but ultimately plays by his own set of rules. Including what the meaning of the word “parable” is. Without his filmmaking techniques being particularly remarkable (I mean that neutrally), people don’t make movies like this

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  WHITEOUT 2022

  Watched 04 Mar 2025

  2 stressed 2 be blessed 🙃

Popular reviews

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  Limbo 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2019 7

  E = MC²
  Hammer

  I always like Tina Krause the actress, but from now on I will think of her as a legendary director with LIMBO, the only movie she has written or directed. If you have ever enjoyed surreal horror or truly avant-garde cinema, this shot on video masterpiece is a must-watch.

  I didn't believe in predetermination until I watched LIMBO. Because how could this not exist? It has to exist, had to exist, always existed. Stanley Kubrick before…

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  Christmas Twister 2012

  Watched 14 Dec 2019

  I watched this on Tubi and the title screen said “Christams Twister.”  The rest of the movie roughly matched this level of care and attention to detail.

  ***FUN SPOILER***
  Two teen girls are walking and talking in a mall about how one of them could totally date some guy named Brian. Minutes later we see Brian(who’s really not much of a catch, sorry/not sorry) blown away in a tornado as the two of them look on. In fact the mall…