Favorite films

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  Dogma 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Matt Damon just be smirking and chewing gum the whole movie and I’ll eat it up every damn time.
  I don’t even really remember what I watched—
  I know it was fucked up though 👼

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  It’s seriously a goddamn masterpiece.

  I think the Winklevoss twins should fucking eat each other. I’ll blog the whole thing #Zuckonit

Popular reviews

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  Trivia at St. Nick's 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Nov 2024 1

  Has everything a Hallmark Christmas should:

  - Several different winter coats (at least 12)
  - A dead parent
  - Beautiful, twitchy, enthusiastic MMC
  - Strong FMC who “loosens up”
  - Kissing without tongue

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  Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn 2024

  ★½ Watched 10 Jul 2024

  One or two things made me laugh, but most of it was recycled internet humor from the last 6ish years. I’ll stick to watching clips

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