rendezvouu

rendezvouu

i love my wife 🌸 ratings are based mainly off of enjoyment/what i liked and not to be taken seriously

Favorite films

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Gintama: The Very Final
  • The Wild Robot

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  • Animal Crossing: The Movie

    ★★★½

  • Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★½

  • Barbie of Swan Lake

    ★★★

  • Plankton: The Movie

    ★★

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  • Happy Feet

    Happy Feet

    ★★½

    theres so many things i could say about this and somehow i cant find a way to make a coherent sentence out of any of it, all i can say i wasnt expecting anything this movie had. like i wasnt expecting the penguins to be ableist and racist but somehow i feel like i shouldve. i wasnt expecting penguin religion to be a core part of the movie either. i feel very conflicted somehow

  • Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie

    Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie

    ½

    my friends and i had to ask the question “is this fetish content” a few too many times and laughed way too much at the sharkboy and lava girl esque png heads

    on a real note i really think modern spongebob would be a lot better if the writers trusted kids to be able to enjoy something better than lobobtomy squarepants

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  • Love's Kitchen

    Love's Kitchen

    i have so many negative emotions towards this movie that i just cannot put into words. also ramsay's scenes in this movie barely even felt real i felt like i was watching a recreation of ramsay's likeness instead of ramsay himself

  • Dog Gone

    Dog Gone

    ★½

    there are so many things i could say i dont even know where to start

    1) to whoever said rob lowe had to have been blackmailed to make this movie, i agree
    2) forget the name gonker who names their child fielding
    3) this feels like i was just watching 911 lone star i feel like rob lowe’s character was just owen strand. dude who can just do. Anything really and also isnt that great at emotionally supporting his child…

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