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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Really interesting. Strip mall agnosticism mixed with pretentious, serial killer. Very well done in terms of foreshadowing, but I was scared the entire time and now I won’t be able to sleep. Poor Mormons. 

  update: I told my mom about this movie and she scolded me.

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  Her 2013

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 2

  (Behm I know you’re reading this and if so you may make a joke about robots that’s fine) I just watched this movie again on a flight to calm my nerves down and all it did was made me sad— primarily due to this guy getting dumped for a computer generated version of Alan Watts. Talk about ‘divine madness’ lmao.

  Great color grading that reminds me of the technique that a lot of folks used in the early 2010s, where…

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  The Martian 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025 1

  This is like peak hand of god, plot armor type shit. International relations wise I don’t think the partnership between the CSA and NASA would have came to fruition, and I’m not sure his MAV trip would’ve panned out like that on account of the radioactive grave riding with him, making a trip of that length a constant 105 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s crazy and he would’ve dehydrated. 

  Good shit though; I think it brought a lot of respect to botany…

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