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Favorite films

  • Inception
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Her
  • The Nice Guys

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  • Coach Carter

    ★★½

  • Michael Clayton

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    Perfect Editing. Perfect Sound Design. Perfect score. Perfect casting. Perfect Tom Hardy’s acting ability through just his eyes. 

    There’s a moment where they zoom in on Angharad’s baby bump while shells bounce off her. It’s so intentional and just makes this more than a typical action movie. George Miller’s filmography is insane but I can see he has so much heart in these movies. I love it.

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    Under the guise of their feline exteriors, these musical four-legged creatures showcase the evolutionary caste system through the greatest song and dance you’ve ever laid your eyes on. Upon first viewing, one could surmise that no plot exists. But upon closer examination, the lack of conflict points to the deeper thematic purpose, showcasing humanity’s quest to downgrade the Felis Catus community. Tom Hooper, who clearly grew up wanting to be a museum curator but somehow was awarded an Oscar, uses…

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★½

    Unfortunately this is 2 separate movies. And Taylor Swift’s “You Belong with Me” music video is far superior to Agressive Combat Only Edition Last of Us

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ½

    This could’ve been an email

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  • Medieval

    Medieval

    ½

    This movie is so bad and I could complain for hours so I’ll only include a few thoughts:

    1) the editing was poor. Could only assume they had to salvage anything from the piss poor direction
    2) this is so generic the main dude, who is based on a real life person, might as well have been named Sor Knighty McKnight
    3) the story sucks and at the end there’s words that tell us about the rest of the life…

  • Alexandria Again and Forever

    Alexandria Again and Forever

    ★★★

    Because of the extended feet dream sequence in the middle, I can only assume that this is what Quentin Tarantino searches on PornHub