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  Malevolent 2018

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Florence Pugh is very good and very hot and everything else about this movie is very not great. I liked that the Walkman was the one 80’s prop to convince you of the setting lol.

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  Watcher 2022

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  Pretty creepy, pretty thrilling, pretty suspenseful. Made me jump a couple times. Dope.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  What if the T-1000 was really hot and meant to love you instead of kill John Connor? But then you hacked into the mainframe so it could?
  If you suffer from male loneliness and a lack of connection the cure is joining a union NOT buying a fuckbot.
   Lastly, please cast Sophie Thatcher in every movie that ever gets made please and thank you.

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Classic slow burn minimalist thriller on its arthouse poltergeist tip shot in first person with a wide ass lens that made me think I was gonna puke. Payoff wasn’t really shit. Shout out Lucy Liu.

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