Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2019

  my brain is working overtime trying to think of a different joke to put here...

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★ Watched 19 Nov 2022

  not that bad, but they played Time by Pink Floyd and cut it off just before the guitar solo so fuck this movie

Popular reviews

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  Paint Drying 2016

  Watched 09 Oct 2024

  jumpscares at 25:10, 38:35, 50:50, 1:35:40, 1:58:05, 2:21:30, 2:44:55, 3:08:20, 3:55:10, 4:18:35, 4:42:00, 5:05:25, 5:52:15, 6:15:40, 6:39:05, 7:49:20, 8:12:45, 8:36:10, 9:23:00

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  i was one quirky slow motion scene away from switching to youtube and watching tom scott talk about wind turbines

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