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Blade 1998
fucking cinema from the very beginning,
and it’s about time we have the discussion on whether men or at least masculine presenting people can serve cunt or not. Like this is very Bayonetta, Jill Valentine levels of cunt but can masc people serve cunt. Do fems serve cunt and mascs serve trade? or do mascs serve cool? someone plsss help me.
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White Chicks 2004
i swore i reviewed this movie already but this is such a classic, unfortunately doesnt hold up on rewatches especially when you know the jokes but ill never forget my first 3 times watching.
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Bound 1996
gay sex, lockpick earring, jennifer tilly, mob bosses who deserved better, that one guy from SVU. i’ve always known i needed more gay sex in my movies but the rest were a welcome surprise and i will probably go on a binge of thriller films or just jennifer tilly movies in the near future we’ll see.
feel good movie all around, perfect for the family and for holiday season
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The Virgin Suicides 1999
I’m not sure, I may have to rewatch this but honestly I feel as though i’m just missing something.
Reading the reviews, people talk so fondly on the message of the neighborhood boys fetishizing the lisbon sisters and how it’s all metaphorical and blah. And like okay? I feel like that was all pretty obvious and meant to lead something bigger by the end of it but it really didn’t.
Maybe it’s the lack of character development and every single…
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