Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gerald's Game 2017

  Watched 14 Feb 2025

  turned into ableist, tired slop for no reason

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  The Happening 2008

  Rewatched 02 Apr 2023

  shoutout to the lady showing the gore vid to everyone and nobody really cringing much at all scene. accurate rep of my braincells

Popular reviews

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  Clever 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 10 May 2020

  la película trata de los hombres imbéciles, pajeros, y violentos

  símbolos fálicos que hay: la pelada del protagonista, las palmeras, la pistola del que iba a caballo y de los cana, los helados palito de vino (que son una genialidad dicho sea de paso), el mikado, las antorchas, la cachiporra

  otros símbolos: gimnasio unga unga pesas músculos baba circlejerk AUTOS (que hacen ruido, caño de escape = falo)

  que dos directores hombres hayan compilado tanta ungaunguez en una película Y…

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  A Twelve-Year Night 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2018

  What I really liked about this movie was that it didn't try to be especially dramatic, or tell a story with lots of action. It was very much was it is supposed to be: a retelling of events, as if reading from a diary. The execution is done with beautiful shots since the very first scene, and with a fabulous performance from Antonio de la Torre, el Chino Darín, and Alfonso Tort. The final scene is something to behold.

  I…