bryan

bryan

Favorite films

  • Nightmare Weekend
  • Black Christmas
  • Miracle Mile
  • 10 Things I Hate About You

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  • Mausoleum

    ★★★

  • Purple People Eater

    ★★★½

  • Blood Games

    ★★★

  • Sanctuary

    ★★½

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  • Mausoleum

    Mausoleum

    ★★★

    pretty cool possession horror dripping with 70s sleaze. susan picks up something in her family’s rat infested mausoleum and then becomes some sort of succubus. kinda meandering at times but great practical effects, dramatic music, and eventually susan’s boobs become little chomping demons.

  • Purple People Eater

    Purple People Eater

    ★★★½

    this preteen kid sees a friendly purple space alien fall to earth and decides to call him Purple. Purple is a “purple people eater” from space who wears the same costume Grimace from McDonalds wears with a unicorn horn attached to the head. the kid hangs with his new friend and shows him fast food (he gets sick) and Purple joins the neighborhood rock band as stage dancer. the kids don’t even need to hide him from the adults because the…

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★½

    ya ever heard the story of someone’s dad at a restaurant putting a stack of cash on the table and telling the waiter it’s the tip which he removes dollars from every time the food is too slow or anything is not up to par? sociopathic right? well i did that with this movie’s score. it started as a 4/5 but by the end a mere 2.5, and that’s being generous. it was scary but truly became unscary by the…

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    listen, i love film photography to death but that is just an unrealistic medium for this situation. truly that grainy b&w is the ultimate look for any social documentary work (contrast that with Dunst’s color digi takes) but they are not producing developer, stop, or fix in this civil war! these chemicals are barely hanging on as is! and where is that film coming from?? that is unexpired Tri-X if i ever saw it. ok maybe some of those portland…