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Barbie 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I don't even feel guilty for tearing up at a giant commercial.
I laughed, I cried, and I was enthralled. That was just at the Ghost of Tax Evasion's past too!
Wait, wait, wait, I got another one.
Barbie dares to ask the question weighing heavily on our collective conscience, what if Ken was a horse boy?
Okay, for real, Barbie is a fantastic time. What at first seems entirely shallow and self-referential comes together to tell a compelling story…
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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002
George Lucas should be forbidden from ever writing a love story ever again. I mean it. God almighty all that world building and for what, a D-rate love subplot.
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