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  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★★½

  • Se7en

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    This looks exactly like how I would imagine a class action lawsuit commercial against ozempic gonna look like in 2047

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★

    Describing this movie is like trying to describe getting head to an alien. Yes you can describe the feelings, sensations, and the warmth and humidity of those succulent walls. But at the end of the day he still gonna hit you with the vorp?👽. You can not truly understand the experience until you have lived it yourself. That’s exactly how this movie is. I have no clue how to review it because I have no clue what I’m reviewing. Feels…

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    This movie had ass, tits, beautiful eyes, and amazing smile. All great elements to make the perfect woman but those all go to waste when the job was to bake a cake not make a woman. I reallyyyyy wanted to love this movie but it just wasted its amazing potential. This is how I feel when I see a 6’5 dude that gets no bitches and doesn’t play sports. If god had bestowed those gifts upon me I would not…

  • Fantastic Planet

    Fantastic Planet

    ★★★

    This movie made me realize sentience and intelligence are not gifts bestowed upon humanity but rather punishments relegated upon our god forsaken souls that we must perpetually live in agonizing horror witnessing the abominations our cursed minds chose to create. 
    Anyways boobs so 3/5 🤷‍♀️🗣️

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