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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  laughably bad. poorly acted and the editing and sound were just annoying. not prolific or engaging in its subject matter nor its body horror and a 10minute short-worthy plot painfully drawn out in to a feature length film. i find it hard to believe that anyone managed to spend less than 2 hours of this bored out their mind

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  Nocturnal Animals 2016

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  jake gyllenhaal does same angry face😰😰😰

Popular reviews

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  The Maze Runner 2014

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2023 1

  about to make a newt edit brb

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  Cruel Intentions 1999

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2024

  my favourite part?
  definitely when kat said,
  ‘why have your intentions always got to be so cruel sebastian?’
  and then seb replies,
  ‘say that again…’
  and then kat says,
  ‘what… sebastian?’
  and then seb goes,
  ‘no no, the other thing’
  and kat realises,
  ‘oh, you mean… cruel intentions?’
  and then it cuts to the title card

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