Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2024 1

  finally a film about looksmaxxing

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  as someone who’s played hitman i think he could’ve done a better job

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  feel like michael cera accidentally walked to Barbieland and just stayed there, posing as Alan

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  a million fucking games and hours of lore just to come up with the most boring and derivative plot ever, honestly would’ve preferred a 90 minutes suspenseful recreation of the game 😭