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Recent reviews

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  Gamer 2009

  ½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  this is what i imagine camp would be if it were invented by a straight dude

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  12 angry men if it were wrapped in a prison of clint eastwoods wrinkly 90 year old flesh

Popular reviews

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  Safe Men 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  holy fuck this was underrated, so many good, dry, clever bits. some of the significant plot points are kinda convenient in a goofy way but i didn’t really care. i laughed so hard at the bar mitzvah scene. every character has a nice lil bit of humanity to em and it’s just a wholesome watch. 

  PAUL GIAMATTI DOESNT MISS:
  youtu.be/9p2sWxBDqk4?si=6WbdKRXCYLzJ3LeK

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  Twisted Pair 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024 1

  A surrealist Avant-Garde piece of mesmerizing cinema, rivaling the likes of Maya Deren's Meshes of The Afternoon. I applaud Neil Breen's courageous performance as Cade Altair, despite the obvious degradation of his knee mobility. Neil Breen, a generational genius.

  I almost pissed myself during this:
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFMGjNjsq-k

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