F. Distance

F. Distance

lesbian pest of the west. dumb commie. freak of nature who's only becoming less human.

Favorite films

  • The Red Spectacles
  • Police Story
  • Letter from Siberia
  • Sukiyaki Western Django

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  • Kneecap

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Kamikaze Girls

    ★★★★★

  • The Fantastic Four: First Steps

    ½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    As a huge fan of big budget pre-ordainted disasters from filmmakers given the blank check by a major studio (who should REALLY know better by now), this films kicks ass. Unlike disasterpeaces such as Coppola’s Dracula and Southland Tales, both of which achieve moment to moment ‘just straight up hanging out’ transcendence, this one’s just kinda a straight-forward thing? No “wait, what was that?”isms or “sure just say whatever, I guess.”es about it.

    Which I get shouldn’t be a special…

  • Kamikaze Girls

    Kamikaze Girls

    ★★★★★

    WOAH! Forgot to say I watched this with my partner two days ago. I uh...forgot how fucking non-stop this movie is lol. there's always words or stylistic borders or actions filling the edge of the frame all the time 24/7. It's such a fucked up lil film in that way, and the sort of thing I adored as a kid.

    It was very hard not to say "that's us" every 10 seconds. I tried my best- I think I said it at most 30 times?

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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    watched on 9/11