Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  I knew this was an opera originally but I knew nothing about it and when I heard that theme song I was like "oh hell yeah I bet this phantom guy is like some badass ominous force that embodies the dark side of opera" and it turns out he's just an incel.

  "This movie was my sexual awakening as a kid" --my wife

  A Joel Schumacher film™

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  Django Unchained 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  Tarantino's parody of the western, filled with blood pinatas and fancy plantation clothes with a whole heap of black revenge fantasy to spice things up. Makes you feel like booting up Red Dead Redemption 2 and going on a rampage in Lemoyne.

Popular reviews

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  Varan 1958

  ★★ Watched 17 Apr 2024

  "Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied." --Ishiro Honda, saying to himself when making this slow, dull, forgettable Godzilla knock off.

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  Hoodwinked! 2005

  ★★★ Rewatched 27 Apr 2023

  A fever dream but it's funny as hell even if it does look like PS1 Tekken cutscenes.

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