Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Descendants 2011

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I turned on this film, and then proceeded to doom scroll through Reddit for the entire two hour runtime. I’m pretty sure this has a lot more to do with me than the movie.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  One of those movies where the explosion wasn’t the point so they just had fun with it; the Macaroon Mafia was hilarious. 

  Another entry in the Mark Ruffalo as an out of touch piece of shit logbook.

  ★★★★★ for costume design.

Popular reviews

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  Under the Volcano 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024 1

  Where are people finding these fantastic child actors? like seriously

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  La Cocina 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  A fucking Shakespearean masterpiece. The best film I have ever seen. The Bear ain’t got shit on cinema.

  Bourdain would approve. RIP

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