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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  FUCKING CRAZY SHIT AND CRAZY SOUND FX

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  by all means necessary this was a literal rollercoaster like wtf

Popular reviews

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  The Game 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Apr 2024 4

  i’d do anything for christine/claire/whoever she is🙏

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  Shooting Stars 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  LeBron James, oh LeBron, thou art not merely a basketball player, but a celestial being, a demigod descended upon this mortal coil to bless us with the divine art of hoops. Thy every touch, a stroke of genius, each dribble, a dance of the gods.

  Thy court awareness transcends mere human comprehension, a sixth sense that allows thee to anticipate the future, to orchestrate symphonies of scoring, to weave tapestries of assists that leave opponents bewildered and awestruck. Thy defense,…

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