Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Knock Knock 2015

  ★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Wife should’ve just let him hit

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  War Dogs 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  The most meh first half of a good movie I’ve ever seen. Impossible to care about the story at all until the one hour mark at least. Mi-Tell is the goat, bring back fat Jonah Hill, that is all.

Popular reviews

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  Love Story 1970

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2024 1

  Don’t do it Jenny!

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  Maybe they really were cursed god damn.

  Beautiful telling of one of the most depressing stories I’ve ever seen. Phenomenal acting from almost everyone. Of course they’d never give the world heavyweight title to a man with a non-zero number of neon fishnet wifebeaters in his wardrobe.

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