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Recent reviews

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  The Exorcist: Believer 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Too much talking not enough exorcising.

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  Time Cut 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Fuck I'm old

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: The Final Chapter 2016

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2017

  Visually this movie is a shitshow. Whoever did the editing needs to lay off the cocaine. The fight scenes were cut so ridiculously fast it was impossible to follow. I get this is a dark apocalyptic setting but it was also incredibly hard to see what was going on most of the time.
  The rest wasn't great either and I wasn't even expecting much.
  They've relied heavily on reusing things from the past movies and it all felt a bit stale.
  We all had a laugh at the 'just to clear up with the audience I'm a straight character' moment though.
  Just an unnecessarily loud mess.

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jun 2015

  Hi, Jennifer. It's Rhiannon....Rhiannon Brown. Remember we...kinda fooled around a few months ago at Laurens party?
  Yeah, uh, I'm good thanks. Um, I'm just calling as a courtesy...I've had some bad news from my doctor and I really need to let everyone I've been with know..if you experience any symptoms like impending doom, longing blank stares out of windows, a weird displaced 80's vibe, an intense electric death pop soundtrack and possibly an ancient evil following you relentlessly...you might want to get tested.
  Sorry.