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  King Arthur 2004

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  That man is RUGGED.
  They got one major thing wrong which is that King Arthur was a blonde himbo who only succeeded because of his twink boyfriend Merlin. 
  You cannot rewrite the sacred texts.

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  The Old Guard 2020

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  So much potential yet it just didn’t hit. The trendy songs rather than a good score ruined it.

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  A Knight's Tale 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2024

  Modern rock music over a medieval joust. Yes. Thank you very much. 
  Combine that with one of the few attractive male blondes. Who is also slightly dirty. Alas he does not stand up against Rufus Sewell. 
  I did also fear for the wellbeing of those stunt horses. 
  I also deserve a well done high five for managing to watch this whilst listening to my grandmother snore next to me 
  I could go into all the cool little medieval things in this but I don’t wanna seem like a virgin.

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  X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

  ★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  This only gets stars because Hugh jackman in this is so gorgeous I want to eat him

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