The Original Simp: A very well made traditional vampire movie.
Positives: phenomenal acting from Johnny Depp’s daughter. She outdid all the other actors in my opinion. The look and voice of Count Orlok was refreshing. I’m so use to sexy vampires that it was a nice change of pace to have a visual monster. The cinematography was on point as it always is with this director’s films
Smaller Gripes: some times the movie was a slow burn. Besides the Count…
I cannot believe all the praise this movie receives. The concept from the trailer intrigued me to watch it. Lawd this movie was boring. Some people told me the first half shines and the second half falls apart. After I had to snort three adderall and shotgun a bang energy drink to stay awake for the first half, I knew we were in trouble
I might be too dumb to understand the themes of the movie. Every article or video…
Going into this film, I had several preconceived notions on what to expect. While the one scene that the film is notorious for deserves its infamy for its horrifying spectacle, this movie was not at all what I predicted. My expectations were miscalculated, and my feelings towards this film are not easily describable.
I am not too familiar with the style of this director or movies of this era, but man, this film is very slow. It starts off with…
