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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2024

  this is what love & monsters thought it was. ursula blake you're nothing

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  spent the entire second half just trying to work out where i knew ian bartholomew from. how and why did i know him from corrie. i don't even watch corrie

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2023

  christopher nolan likes to pretend he's cleverer than he is but i'm too dumb to ever call him out on his shit so i just sit there and smile politely

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  i've had more chemistry with women than timothee chalamet has with zendaya. this is the best thing i've ever seen

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