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Just My Luck 2006
+3.5 stars for mcfly being called "early beatles meets blink 182"
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Speed Racer 2008
I wasn't completely there but thought some scenes went hard, until the "more like a non-ja line", after which I was all in
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It's a Wonderful Life 1946
according to this film, the only way to make life worth living is to see everything around you going to complete shit without your existence
no thanks mate I live for the vibes
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Blue Velvet 1986
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
there is a good film here, one that explores an ugly side to humans, and emotions we all would rather ignore. the thriller/mystery side was quite compelling too, and I was definitely invested at times.
sadly, it's just caked in sexism and auteur drivel, ranging from the pretty much nonexistent female characters, to the ridiculously gross scenes. I never fast forward through movies, but this one brought me to it, and I felt like I missed nothing of value doing…
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