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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  These stars are not for Rachel Zegler, I will sacrifice my own life... for Rachel Zegler

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  Reverend Mother sounds like something Stan Twitter would call Beyoncé

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  This was edited like a 100 Gecs music video

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  Black Widow 2021

  ★★ Watched 26 Sep 2021

  Black Widow excited me for the first 30 minutes of its runtime. I was looking forward to and enjoying a personal story of who Natasha is as not just a hero, but woman. Unfortunately the second Taskmaster shows up on screen, it’s ironically indicative of the film. 

  Black Widow takes a nosedive into an effortlessly pointless, boring, slugfest of the Marvel formula. Florence Pugh is a highlight and thankfully is able to keep me awake through the film’s runtime, but…

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