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  Madame Web 2024

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  water birth is the most natural way to give birth

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 11 Jan 2025

  I’d let him stick nosferatu of those fingers in me

Popular reviews

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  Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2018

  Andrew Adamson masterfully demonstrates the importance of economy with his brief but densely packed magnum opus. The score can only be described as a purposefully crafted medley of the greatest hits of the period. Every choice made, from the cinematography to the flawless performances, was layered with motivation and direction. The one and only suggestion I can give is that after watching this film you gouge your eyes out, as you'll never witness another work of art that will even compare.

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  The Boss Baby: Family Business 2021

  Added 1

  this movie was more disorienting than an acid trip

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