Favorite films

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2001 1

  This is a brilliant film and even though it's all about wizards and that and there's people in caves called gonads with beards, probably Robbie Coltrane's in it cause he's in the other one at the moment, um, and there's… it's all swords and stuff, and there's some magic.

  Uhh, but he's, he's actually the lord of the rings, not just like, just one of them, he's the lord of it. And he's excellent in it, so

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  Schindler's List 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2001 1

  This is a film by Steven Spielberg and it, cause it's in olden times it's all black and white and that, except a coat that's red. I dunno what happened there.

  Uhm, anyway it's about a bloke who's called Schindler, and cause there was so many people he wanted to save he had to make a list to get organised. And, uh, he tried to save as many as he could, um, and, you know he made 'em not make…

Popular reviews

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  Rain Man 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2001 1

  Rain Man, it's got, Tom Cruise in it and he's alright he's normal, but he finds out he's got a brother who's a bit mad, Dustin Hoffman is doing it right, and it's meant to be, he's all weird but it's meant to be, so it's good acting.

  Now, he... ohh god... He needs to keep his brother but they don't want him to have a brother and he doesn't remember a lot, and he dropped him in the bath…

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  The Jungle Book 1967

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Nov 2001 2

  Right, the little kid, he's in the jungle right, but he knows the bear and the panther they're good friends, but it's dangerous because you gotta watch out the tiger and the snake, now the reason is, they don't mind him but, he's human and he can make fire, they can't. That's why he's sort of in-demand (even though they've conquered the power of speech they can't make fire).

  But, and then the orangutang gets him, now, he's in trouble,…