Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Watchmen 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  Really love this movie and I gotta watch the ultimate cut some day cuz if it’s more like the book that would be peak af

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  Never Back Down 2: The Beatdown 2011

  ★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Atleast the jiu jitsu is right

Popular reviews

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  Slaw 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2022

  This movie made me cream. Once upon a time I was at an orphanage I met a Ugandan boy I was planning on adopting him and bringing him to my 5 star ski resort where I live on Saturdays but he told me sand is yellow and the prophecy foretold great spoils to the yellow sand man and his band to sacrifice the hand of the man who spoke of the land so I chopped his hand off and took…

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  Stalker 1979

  ½ Watched 02 Dec 2024 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.