Jacob

Jacob

Favorite films

  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • Ray

  • Party Girl

  • Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

    ★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Naked Acts

    Naked Acts

    Movies that would be improved by lesbianism:

  • Doctor Zhivago

    Doctor Zhivago

    Title card being “David Lean’s Film of Doctor Zhivago” is hard af. Bring back titles that are a full sentence caption.

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  • Lady Snowblood

    Lady Snowblood

    ★★★★½

    Some of the reddest reds you’ll ever see. There’s a zoom out in the first half hour that may have changed my life. Tarantino eat your heart out you’ll never touch that kind of genuine storytelling.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    Movie about how daughters rock and sons are evil.

    Also the butcher is 100% one of the unbreakable superhumans he shows mild superstrength and durability

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