I can’t remember the last time I used a condom. It’s the 21st century, if you aren’t hitting it raw are you even having sex? Have you even lost your virginity? I would go as far as to say you’ve never experienced an orgasm. Ehhh okay, no. I take that last one back. You’ve experienced a weak orgasm. A very, very, very weak orgasm.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
It’s my most painful failure.
I can hardly stand to think about it.
Some days it creeps in and will not leave.
Those are the days I’m not sure I can continue
to exist.
More painful than illness or injury,
rejection or remembrance,
it’s my biggest regret.
Inescapable on unsuspecting warm days
that should be well and good. Pushed so
deep down that it inevitably comes out
at inopportune moments.
Bawling on peaceful mornings, or during
dumb movies—times where crying makes no sense.
Standing alone in a field
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Oldboy 2003
An ocean away and two days late. Forgive me, Dane. Too many feelings wrapped up in this movie and an inability to talk about them—my greatest shortcoming. Instead here’s a poem by Raymond Carver.
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The Boys in the Boat 2023
I just have to say it… I hate watching movies with old people in the theatre. And this is certainly an old person movie. I get terrified every time they put anything in their mouth because they might choke. When they start coughing I get totally distracted from the movie, and the only thing I can focus on is if they can intake breath. I stay attentive just in case I need to jump up and perform the Heimlich Maneuver. I hate it.
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The Iron Claw 2023
It has brother stuff. That’s a relatable theme for a guy like me (I have a brother).
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