Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum 2018

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  stay out of sadako's vacation house

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  Splice 2009

  ★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  a bizarre and horny mess. there's a lot to unpack but lbr, we're all here for the monsterfucking.

Popular reviews

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  Trivia at St. Nick's 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  high strung candace cameron bure clone dislikes generically hot golden retriever man because he *checks notes* skipped over the first couple of stations in the buffet line

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  Two Scoops of Italy 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Jun 2024 1

  watching the main character toddle around on cobblestones in 3 inch espadrilles is enough to roll my ankle from the couch