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  Project X 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  i love superbad but superbad wishes it was this movie. holy fuck i had a blast watching this shit i felt like i was there. jesus fuck i can’t believe i missed the period of people getting CRUNK. holy fuck was this fun and good

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  holy fucking SHIT!!! the symbolism?? everyone said this movie was a banger but i didn’t realize how fucking insane this would be. it’s so realistic and the fact it keeps pushing how you just want to be a better version of yourself by not even being yourself, but having a clone of yourself that’s better. oh my god

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ½ Added 1

  i watched this in theaters. i’m hard of hearing and need subtitles with everything i watch. this movie to its core is booty knuckles. i’ll die on this hill. probably the worst movie i’ve ever watched. it was so loud and unfunny, uncomfortable and not in the intriguing way. in the “jesus what am i watching right now” way. i had no idea what they were saying the whole time when i saw this the day it came out. i…

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  The Wrong Missy 2020

  ★ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  not to be a dick, but oh my god is this movie trash. imagine the most pick me girl ever, and mix her with a manic pixie dream girl. but not the dream part. manic pixie nightmare girl. when she fell off the cliff i was hoping that would be the last id see her in the movie. she is so cornball. also, the main dude is just a victim of rape and sexual assault multiple times and it’s just…

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