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  Pokémon Detective Pikachu 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Sadly I’m a Pokémon nuffie so I enjoyed this a lot, even just for the insane amount of Easter eggs. Weirdly stylish. Mad respect for not only using Gen I Pokémon. Justice Smith is very good. Ryan Reynolds isn’t annoying. Make another one you morons.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  R PatZ very good as always, but it sort of lost me in a back half that I thought really wasted a good premise. This sort of broad satire and zaniness has never really been my thing, but I can appreciate if other people loved it.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Aug 2024

  Rest in peace H. R. Giger you would have loved the vagina egg

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  ★½ Rewatched 12 Jun 2024

  Unscary, unthrilling, unfunny. A tonal disaster. There’s at least some vision behind the camera, which produces a few striking scenes, but I loathe the writing and the story is deeply derivative of the three (better) preceding entries. Alien 3 genuinely managed better without a script. Thank you Joss Whedon for your ongoing contributions.

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