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I been to hell ‘n back for 20 stacks

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees
  • Haru

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  • Moonage Daydream

    ★★★★½

  • Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted

  • The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    I seriously just hate movies so fucking much you have no idea

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    ★★★★★

    Much better than The Godfather

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  • Moonage Daydream

    Moonage Daydream

    ★★★★½

    Hits way harder after spending the past month pining through the depths of Bowie’s work as a new hyper fixation, and in all its overlong and occasionally even exhausting fury this stands tall as the most comprehensive embodiment of Bowie’s entire artistic ethos. A life defined by and endless desire to transform, to become something wholly undefinable & more than human. Using Hallo Spaceboy as a recurring framing device is already gonna get some personal mileage from me but the reworking…

  • The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

    The 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special

    ★★★★★

    Took longer to log this than usual but it’s solely because I really wanted to sit with Final Conclusion to mull over my feelings.

    With this film, New Heidecker brutally skewers the corrupt bureaucracy and shady dealings that led to the senseless killing of one Matt Newman Heidecker. I commend Tim for having the courage to stand up to this evil knowing full well what it would cost him in the long run.

    I mortgaged my house for Hei points…

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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★½

    Needs more slurs

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ½

    From the twisted mind who bought you “maybe women are at fault for sexual assault and the cops will solve it” now comes a daring new venture, “the lower / middle class are treacherous little ghouls who will tear apart the beautiful world you love”

    Utterly and deeply contemptuous in entirely new ways that even Promising Young Woman couldn’t conjure, made by a spoon fed aristocrat with the visual sensibilities of a 13 year old DeviantArt user. Every shot so…