rileyjshaw

rileyjshaw

Favorite films

  • Hackers
  • Earthlings
  • Speed Racer
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever

  • The Man Who Planted Trees

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

  • Demolition Man

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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★★

    The ultimate anti-school movie. We’re not Cam—we’re the kids stuck in class. Whether we resent Ferris’s freedom like Jeanie, or idolize it like the rest, we’re trapped on a beautiful day, daydreaming about what’s happening on the other side of the window.

    Costumes are exuberant. Art gallery scene is sublime. Filing it next to Office Space with a glowing 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★★★½

    Opening scene:

    ELOISE: What are you gonna do with them (the bees in that bag)?

    ADAM: Well, that’s between me and them, if you don’t mind.

    ELOISE: That’s okay. I understand these things.

    ADAM: (EXHALES) I just wanted to thank you for putting up with me, and all of my bees.

    ELOISE: This place was crabgrass and weeds, and you brought it back to life. You’re a blessing.

    ADAM: No one’s ever taken care of me before.

    Not bad honestly.