Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  I needed more sex and less mustache

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Where is the Grammy for La Vaginoplastia

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  Bob is me at work after I hit my pen too many times at lunch and go non verbal

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  and ….. there’s …… CHOCOLATE !!

  I was laughing my ass off, Timmy either didn’t give any fucks or was living his best theater kid life 

  but give me some of that Broadway chocolate and put me center stage, mama I’m ready !!!

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