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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Honestly I’d fuck those s’mores up if I had to wear them like if I’m dying I’m dying on a sugar high

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025 1

  Y’all I’m such a nerd I was watching this entire film giggling and kicking my feet and going “that’s from Portal 2”

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  See if it were me I would simply just not get possessed by the devil. Seems like a skill issue tbh

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  Pompeii 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  Horrible movie, annoying characters, dumbass love story
  I was rooting for the volcano

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