Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I enjoyed it, but I also fell asleep multiple times and I'm sure I didn't miss anything

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 14 Feb 2025

  *three months later*

  Me: oh shit oh fuck oh crap goddamn oh no why why why stop nononono

  Suffice to say I really liked this one, when you have detractors going 'I really liked the first bit but then it lost me when it got weird' you know you're in for a good time!

Popular reviews

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  Journey to the Center of the Earth 2008

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2017 1

  I'm pretty sure the writer has never had an actual human interaction.

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  Waffle Street 2015

  ★½ Watched 06 Nov 2016 1

  There's a scene where the main character has to clean a blocked toilet.

  This movie is the toilet.

  I need to have a shower.