Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Oct 2024

  crazy how accurately this depicts the intrusive fear I have that the person I’m most naturally comfortable inflicting violence on is myself

Recent reviews

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  Incoming 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  pathetic. pathetic. pathetic. 
  i hate everyone involved in the making of this movie. i despised every second of this. filmmakers please die a horrible death and burn in hell for all eternity

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  Jumbo 2020

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  cool as fuck concept, some cool as fuck scenes with cool as fuck sound design… unfortunately goes nowhere interesting. weirdly lacked the chemistry i wanted between jeanne and the amusement park ride.

Popular reviews

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  A Bear Named Winnie 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  michael fassbender wearing cunty little boots raising his bear daughter with his eccentric twink husband while at war in england.
  literally the cutest movie i’ve ever seen bro and half of it is just a bear doing shit. and these two dudes being gay. and war. and then there’s a random dictator colonel being evil and drunk. i don’t know what i was expecting from this movie and to be honest i don’t really know what i got either but…

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  Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jun 2023

  liked it but it would’ve been a masterpiece if charlie brooker came in and told all the characters “ur in my show black mirror!” bc if ur gonna go meta why not go meta all the way

  anyway, holy fuck black mirror is back!!!