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Recent reviews

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  Reds 1981

  ★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  This is about communism, the way porn is about plumbing.

  The real-life interviews and performances make it worthwhile though.

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  Swamp Thing 1982

  ★½ Watched 27 Dec 2022

  This was tough to get through despite being a Wes Craven horror. Snail paced with excruciatingly boring characters - how exactly do you make a swamp monster film so dull? The things I do for Monique Gabrielle movies, here's hoping the sequel is dumb fun.

Popular reviews

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  Gardens of the World with Audrey Hepburn 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2019 1

  There's nothing quite like being blazed and having Audrey Hepburn wax lyrical about the beauty of all the different strains of roses and the epic fucking awesomeness of trees 🌿💐🌳. Shame the production feels dated and surprising lofi for the 90s. Then again || A E S T H E T I C || Besides what do you think the market is like for a Gardens of the World remaster?

  I'm just glad I finally tracked it down...

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  Monster Hunter 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2020

  hurry up I need more Milla come on fam what are you doing edit that shit faster you're in lockdown give us something I need it gimmi a taste im itching help