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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I literally cannot express how fucking annoying every single character in this movie was. These three and a half stars feel hella generous. Not worth all the hype.

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  A Clockwork Orange 1971

  ★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  In the canon of film, this movie deserves a higher rating but it’s not my cup of tea.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Timothy Chalamet weighs at least 20 lbs less than me.

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  Something's Gotta Give 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Aug 2024

  Jack Nicholson is creepy

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