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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002
Momma Weasley best character? Hermione still carries the team while being comatose? Voldemort is kind of hot? I’m conflicted but I can’t be team Voldemort because I am team Hagrid and he did my boy dirty.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001
The rules for quidditch are really dumb.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 2015
When I was younger I always thought that Gale was the obvious choice because he was played by a conventionally attractive male and Peeta was just a “Simp”. As an adult now WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING. I would do unspeakable horrible things for Peeta.
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
this movie felt like what if Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were in a teen dystopian like I can’t explain why but I feel like Justin Bieber and Coriolanus Snow are the same person..? Anyways, this was an amazing story but an awful movie I’m giving it a better rating than it deserves because I love the franchise.
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